So, after a 5 week hiatus due to spring break, it was time to get the ball rolling again on the pitch.
And this time, we are facing the Wood Elves, meaning bar Treemen, my Claws are useless. Tackle however...
The Wood Elf team has been near the top of the League in the rankings, while I still remained in 3rd place after the break, so all is okay. The fact this will be my 7th game versus his 12th also means he has quite some skilled players already. Team Value wise though, my 1600 outweighed his
The plan would be simple, use my Tackle players to take down his key elements of War Dancers and Catchers as soon as possible, while Sabrina Sabok and the warrior blockers would aim to deplete his stock of linemen. I already was the underdog by a measly 5k, but as he bought two kegs from his treasury, I could spend some more. I took a Team Mascot, a Keg and three Prayers to Nuffle, the rolls resulting in Fan Interaction, Treacherous Trapdoor and Bad Habits on 3 of his linemen.
I new he would be dodging around all the time, and escape probably a lot of the time, but if I could pull this game off even while losing without suffering casualties myself, but be able to "level up" the two unskilled Chaos Warriors Val Steele and Proxy Paige, plus scoring the bonus point for 3+ casualties caused, it would be good enough for me.
The teams set up, Only Fangs chosing to receive. The first half didn't have that much of thing going on though, as a lot of pushing and bowling over was done, but bar knocking out a single lineman I didn't manage to cause any harm to his lines. As expected, he started dodging away and shifting play from left to right over the field, while infiltrating with single or maximum double players into my half.
However, we had managed to secure the ball, and had began to drive up near the right side when his elves started tickling in to recover the ball.
And when they managed to push my ball carrier, Katty West, over, of course the ball scattered due to strip ball right in the hands of his lineman and the only one around that could have picked it up... and that was after it had been kicked in the field from the crowd by 11 squares.
In the meantime, my minotaur Sabrina Sabok had a horrible match day. While she managed to keep his treeman mostly downed during the game, she also managed to roll an incredible amount of 1's today on her Unchanneled Fury, which would amount to no less then 9 (!!!!) failures over the course of the game. That way, I won't be getting those casualties for the bonus point I fear...
All this resulted in one of his linemen making off with the ball, putting the 0-1 lead for the Wood Elves on the board.
Both teams took to the line of scrimmage again, but it kept going the same way: a lot of pushing away and breaking armour at times, but not getting anything better then stunned results except for that same lineman being KO'd again. Seems that bloke didn't want to be around for this game.
Raven Black went to pick up the ball near my end zone, looking for a hole to make the drive.
Protected by two of her companions in a threesome she started to move towards the midline, as a lone wardancer was marked by Kleio Valentien.
But the elf dodged and jumped away, and managed to push Raven Black over, helped by the other wardancer that appeared seemingly out of nowhere.
In order to get one of the dancers down, one of the tackle skilled beastly women blitzed in... only to go down herself by a roll of double skulls.
And this left the road wide open for the elves to score the 2-0 right before half time unfortunatly. We set up for one more round of blocks, before the half time whistle blew.
For the second half, and knowing we wouldn't be winning today, I decided to switch to the pure violence style again, and as such the patented FemDom deployment was taken up again by the ladies, out to inflict as much injuries as possible in hopefully an orgy of blocks for the second half. The ball had scattered of the pitch, so his thrower started with it in his possession.
Oh yes, and Sabrina Sabok kept rolling these ones on her Unchanneled Fury, not getting up to blitz the now isolated treeman on the front line after a push over in his first turn...
A huge brawl was erupting around the stiff piece of wood, as the tacklers of the team did their best to keep shadowing his catchers around the field. At least we had scored our first casualty for today, as a lineman was carried off badly hurt after a block by Tanya Virago.
As the treeman was down, Sabien DeMonia went in for a foul with a big amount of assists... only to roll double one on the armour. Followed by a 1 for using the Bribe we had gotten from the kick-off. Followed by a 1 from the Argue the Call... and to the showers she went.
The thrower, still in possession of the ball, was hanging out in his back field protected by the other elves, but Proxy Paige took down one of his wardancers after he found himself in the crowd through the trapdoor. And thanks to the Fan Interaction, scored points for it as well (we read it over a few times, the Trapdoor causes an injury exactly as a Pushed into the Crowd, and Fan Interaction grants SPP if it is caused by a Pushed into the Crowd injury roll).
The elves started to shift their line a bit more to the center, as Sabrina kept the treeman still in check while the girls tried to take out his key players and keep the line closed.
But as the minotaur kept standing out of the fight moaning loudly at erotic looking clouds, the elves couldn't find a safe passage as the girls kept boxing them in, but not getting any of the lightly armoured elves removed unfortunatly.
His thrower managed to make a completion to a wardancer that had snuck behind the lines, Sofi VonDoom just missing the interception on a 5. Abella Danger smashed a lineman so hard he had -1 passing from now on, while Val Steele badly hurt another one. At least the casualties started to mount now, but to little to late for that, and my final effort to stop his scorer resulted in another double skull roll just like in the first half...
This made his wardancer to run in and score the 3-0 for the Wood Elves, and only two turns remaining to try and do some more damage unfortunatly.
The elves opted to pull everything bar some linemen back on their end zone, and after the kick off Sofi VonDoom fouled another lineman into the badly hurt box.
The final action of the game saw Veronica Rose go pick up the ball, and throw a pass to one of her teammates to sneak in that one star player point as a result, but the game was done for.
So, those woke elves proved to be just to much to try and grab, not helped by the fact that my minotaur was just flashing herself at the crowd over half the game, taking out my Mighty Blow chances for extra casualties. Add to that two times a roll of double skulls when going for the lone escapee to prevent a goal, and the casualties really starting to happen only late in the second half, and you have a result that is to be expected.
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After the match, the Only Fangs paid subscribers elected Proxy Paige for the trophy, her action of shuffling a wardancer through a trapdoor into their perverted hands swinging the vote into her favour!
Still, even with all that, I managed to get all my goals reached: both my Chaos Warriors got the wanted Block skill, I didn't suffer any injuries and at least got that bonus point as such. The team dropped from 3rd to 4th place in the rankings after the game, and the treasury is well filled, even though I don't have anything to really spend it on at the moment as my CTV is way above most teams in the league and I don't want to give them more chances for star players to be fielded against me.
Now there will be once more about a month before my next game, which will be against a team of Chaos Dwarfs, at least that is an opponent where all my claws can be of use once again. As he is playing almost weekly though, I hope his CTV rises during those games, as he will have more played games then me at that point, and hopefully a small difference as a result.
But first, time to take the girls to the spa to recuperate from a frustrating game of rolling 1's and double skulls at critical times...
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