Blood Bowl match report: Only Fangs versus Big Fist Energy

 Time for the second game in the League for me, and again it's a Stunty team facing me.

 

Though these guys are only Stunty in name, as it are the Ogres!

 

That means I'm facing half a dozen of those big guys with S5 and AV10, so I'll have to see and run my Linewomen around them and go for the goals, all the time trying to counter the gnoblars that will be flying all around... sounds easier then done.  Guess Raven Black with her Tackle skill from last game has her job cut out for her...

 

As he had a large deficit in team rating after his first game, he could spend quite a bit on inducements, taking Fungus the Loon and Varag Ghoul-chewer along.

 

So, let's get kinky as the Slaaneshy ladies read about big fisting energy...

 

The teams came onto the pitch in some Pouring Rain, the ladies a bit disappointed by this as at least in last game's Sweltering Heat they could work on their tanlines.   They also noted that Fungus the Loon kept following them, as like last game, he was present here as well.  As was a big bad orc, as Varag Ghoul-chewer had joined the Big Fist Energy for some savage smashing around.

 

The game started with Cat Coxx quickly passing the ball to Peachgardens, and the ladies started to form up on the left flank in an effort to quickly break through his lines to have Fungus send off as fast as possible.

 

Because that little crazed maniac started to smack around some of them, luckily without any grave harm done to their hairstylings!

 

Raven Black had already send one of the Gnoblars to the Badly Hurt pile after a fierce block, and soon Fungus himself was suffering this fate as well, after a one die block by the ganged up vixens!  That takes care of that problem, now to try and get that ball in his end zone!

 

To that end, my offensive switched over to the right side now of the pitch, in an effort to get all his strength 5 players out of position. 

 

Sabrina Sabok was put over, and she spend three turns angrily raging on the floor before she would get back up and into the fray, as the ball started to switch flanks once more.  The waiting game for a safe opening was being played, instead of a high risk break-out now that the fanatic was out of the picture.

 

And then the opening fell on the left flank, and Peachgardens, defended by Raven Black, went through and towards the end zone.  Val Steele decapitated a Gnoblar, while Tanya Virago broke another Gnoblars elbow, resulting in the blighter having -1 AG from now on.

 

And with the lines thin on the Ogre side, Peachgardens ran into the end zone, moaning "yes yes yeeeees" as she put the 1-0 on the scoreboard.

 

 The teams set up again, OnlyFangs going for an intimidating FemDom lineup to show them how it's done.

 

 The Gnoblars picked up the ball, with Tanya Virago going over to try and stop them, before Abella Danger was ko'd by a wild swing of Varag Ghoul-chewer.

 

As the half ended without further incidents, the teams set up for the second half, and once more OnlyFangs took a very aggressive stance, eager to get in the other half fast to recuperate the ball.   

 

As the lines clashed, Raven Black injured one of the journeyman Gnoblars that had flocked to the team.

 

Varag Ghoul-chewer was put prone for once, and the girls went on for a reverse gangbang on the green menace, an act so foul, especially by Sabien DeMonia, that he had to be carried off badly hurt in the loins.

 

Fo, one of the ogres, then badly hurt Sabrina Sabok in return, but she was pumped full of painkillers and ready to return to the pitch in the next drive.  As an act of sisterly love and vengeance, Cat Coxx killed another Gnoblar journeyman by putting him somewhere where every man has gone before until he suffocated.  At least he died a happy little Gnoblar!

As the ball kept bouncing around near the end zone of the ogres, the Gnoblars picked it up and tried to dodge near the sidelines to get away with it as far as possible, but he was overtaken and Sabien DeMonia put the safe 2-0 on the board.  

  

 

One last drive followed, and the teams set up again.  Out for revenge, Sabrina Sabok by then badly hurted another Gnoblar, taking almost all of the little blighters not out of the game, no way those little idiots will score a goal!

With no Ogre players left in the outfield, the girls made themselves ready for an all out charge to score that important 3rd goal with only two turns remaining. 

  

Sabien DeMonia was first on the ball, and without wasting time and risks on blocks, scored the final goal of the game and her second today to grab that all important 3rd bonus point for the league!  With two victories now and the maximum of 12 out of 12 possible points, OnlyFangs has made a good start towards the play-offs, and now sits in second place in the league, way to go you loveable hoe's! 

 

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In today's game, many of the ladies excelled in their swift moves and vicious blocks, but the audience tuned in the most to BowlHub to view the opening touchdown made by Peachgardens!  This broke the Ogre's resilience at the later part of the first half, and started preparing the way for the smooth sailing towards victory!

 

 

But the great performance once more by the girls, who amassed a solid 28 SPP's during this game, resulted in quite a few advancements on the roster.  Tanya Virago obtained Tackle, while Sabrina Sabok, Peachgardens, Cat Coxx and Sabien DeMonia all went for a manicure and had their fingernails shaved into vicious Claws! 

 

And the team also is joined by a fresh lady looking for fame with OnlyFangs, as Veronica Rose expands the roster for the next games!  Welcome to another Beastly Hot Woman to the team, as she had passed our casting couch interview with flying colours! 

 

Next time, we tackle the leaders in the League, a horde of Necromantic Horrors.  Does anyone have Grashnak's phonenumber?  Or holding pen adress at least??? 

 

Agatha Christie's Seven Dials

 Recently Netflix dropped this british mini-series based on the 1929 novel by Agatha Christie, so Noshi and me sat down and binged straight through the 3 episode series.

 

Now, I have read a LOT of Christie's books, but mostly all her Hercule Poirot works, so I didn't know how this would pan out.

 

Central in the story is Lady Eileen "Bundle" Brent, a great performance by Mia McKenna-Bruce, and her group of friends.  And it includes some big names as Helena Bonham Carter as her mother Lady Caterham, or Martin Freeman as Superintendent Battle.  And "leftenant Gruber", albeit without his little tank, as the butler.

 

The story turns around Bundle's betrothed being murdered during a party at their house, and Eileen suspecting it wasn't an overdose of sleeping medicine but actual murder.  She sets out to investigate, which results in another one of her friends being fatally shot, while uncovering a secret society called "The Seven Dials".  

Further digging, and witnessing a meeting of the mysterious Seven Dials, she is contacted by superintendant Battle from Scotland Yard, who warns her to stop her digging as it might threaten her life.  Which of course, like any central figure in a series, she throws into the wind.  Kudos to Battle, he already realises this before she walks out of his office door.

 

She attends a party hosted by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, where a Cameroonian (is that an actual word?) attends to negotiate a deal with the government about a special metalworking formula he created.  Eileen suspects the Seven Dials want to stop this, and finds her friend Jimmy shot in the arm, and the formula stolen by her betrothed's sister.  Setting chase, they find her at the station with Jimmy, as she connects the dots that they work for the Seven Dials and they need to meet up with their handler on the train.

 

But so wrong she was, as it turned out to be none other then her mother behind it all, who still holds a grudge against the government for having her son killed during World War 1, and wants the fornula to get make her a profit.  Bundle learns later as she is invited to a meeting of the Seven Dials, that this is actually a secret service branch (basically, an interbellum stand in for MI:7), headed by Battle, and she is invited to join them to take her father's place, who was one of the members, which she accepts.

 

Now, before the third episode, I had deducted most of the plot to be honest, that Jimmy shot himself, that the Seven Dials "open spot" would be for one of her parents (I thought her mother), that Battle was part of them and that mom was behind it all.  I only had thought her mom had gone rogue, but the number 7 had ringed my bell for James Bond's branch of the secret service, the no longer existing at the moment (or is it) MI:7 whom was a spionage and information service during the wars.

 

Guess I really read a lot of Christie's indeed, but this was a very, very enjoyable series to watch, and well produced.  The visuals are stunning and the acting performance up there, so it is certainly worth a watch.  Even early in the year, this might even be a runner for my Best Of list in 10 months!

 

Go watch it! 

Wake up dead man: A knives out mystery

 Sometimes, a good who dunnit movie is ideal for a lousy evening of television.

 

And so Noshi and me sat down to watch Wake up dead man on Netflix, the latest instalment in their A Knives Out Mystery series.

 

Starring Daniel Craig and Josh Brolin, this one is about an eccentric priest that rules, and blackmails, people in his parish.  A young priest, former boxer, is send to the parish to help out and observe what is actually happening there, and he immediatly gets an idea because the cross is removed from the wall.  It seems the father's mom was a whore, and he interprets faith "slighty" different.

 

Now, it is actually quite a fun way how it builds to the setting of the murder with all the flawed parishians, like a writer down on his luck, a depressed alcoholic daughter, a bastard son for the priest and more.  This all gives them motive (of course, at first the young priest is the suspect), and the flamboyant Daniel Craig out there to solve the mystery.  

 

But as the story progresses and more mysteries unravel in the small village, it soon becomes apparant that not only it was all a set-up that was manipulated into a true murder, but that it was the maid behind it all.  Because of course, it's always the house staff is it not.  She was a witness to what transpired all those years ago, and as she saw the priest stray from true faith took it all in her own hands.  Especially because a fortune is also on the line, an inheritance of the priest's father and something everyone seemed to be looking out for...

 

So while the actual murderer might be a bit predictable (great performance by Glenn Close), the story is actually really enjoyable to follow, and you might get sidetracked once or twice during the chase and the reasons behind it.

 

So that makes it for me an enjoyable murder mystery film! 

Warhammer Underworlds Battle report: The Shadeborn vs The Blood of the Bull

 Roight, with my Shadeborn recently painted up (though I like to call them the Mistborne), let's bring them to the table!

 

Ever since I started painting on them somewhere in october (they lingered a long time amongst other projects) I was adamant on bringing them to a tournament.  I mean, a potential 18 hex charge, who can resist that!

 

Nice damage potential, tricky inspire conditions though, high mobility and louzy safe... rather right up my playstyle alley, so I paired them with a deck of Blazing Assault and Raging Slayers for all out aggro on the enemy half to have at least some defence.  Though the used deck still had two objectives I'm in doubt about to retain, switch out, or drop one from, as 20 glory on 13 cards might be to steep with the not so easy to score endgamers.

 

Facing me was Peter who had brought along the Blood of the Bull, using Pillage and Plunder coupled to Countdown to Cataclysm. 

 

Both warbands deployed, and we got ready for some hopefully high speed assassination. 

 

Which immediatly took place, as Slythael quickly dispatched off Grisk. Because I don't want his both hammers and swords are success shenanigans anywhere near me!

 

Soon after, Morudok, who had been pinged by the Dark Lamprey, followed, as Drusylla emerged from the shadows and cut down the amazed dwarf in a flurry of strikes.

 

Zuldrakka appeared next to Slythael, but as she wiffed her attack the sinister leader kept upright, though we where trailing 4-7 in the score.  I decided to take a gamble here, keeping the three "end game objectives" I wanted to try out into round 2.  Now, in any competitive setting, I would have changed at least 2 of them at this point, but I wanted to find out what could be scored.

 

The second round began with Slythael out to finish Imnidrin off, before Zuldrakka smacked down Valyssa. 

 

Soon after, Sylarc was dispatched off as well, before Tokkor in return was killed by Drusylla, and I only managed to score one of those end gamers at this point, leaving me behind 11-16 even though Drusylla had snuck onto his Aqua Ghyranis token.

 

The final round began with a very fast Zuldrakka (she moved 8!) dispatching Drusylla, and surviving thanks to standfast a lethal attack from Slythael.  From then on, it became a game of cat and mouse, with the Blood of the Bull firmly in the lead.  But Peter had not taken note I hadn't played a Sidestep yet this game (I had it in hand from my opening), and while he thought he was safe, Slythael stepped one square closer, killed Zuldrakka, and as a result scored both Overwhelming Pressence as well as Annihilation, swinging the score at the final moment to a 20-19 victory.

 

Yes, the deck sort of worked, as I would probably switched out those last two at the end of round one for lower but easier scoreable cards.  On the other hand, that would also mean I would have needed to score more consistent, so I'm still gunning for one or two games with the deck in this form before making my final decision on if or what to cut...

 

The test as such will continue! 

The Shadeborn

 Hidden in the shadows on purpose, because they are the Shadeborn...

 

... and that reason was I was taking them to an event in the local Warhammer store last weekend.

 

So not to hint at what I would bring, letting people guess that I would take either Elathain, the new Kurnothi or Hrothgorn, I instead went for these Aelven assassins.  Because they have reach on their attacks, all do at least 2 damage even uninspired, and their shadow abilities make them mobile as hell for that very fast redeployment should it be needed.

 

Now, I didn't fancy painting their traditional all black and dark grey colours, but instead went from a more misty look, guess I should call them the Mistborne then instead.  Out of the mists they came, the murder hobo's!

 

Battlewise, I have a plan for them, as I figured out a way for an 18 hex (!!!!) charge, and will be coupling them probably to two pure Strike decks for maximal assault capabilites.  But the downside being I need to find some balance in objectives, as the strike decks usually have rather hard and situational high score end objectives. 

 

But never the less I will be looking forward to bring these to the table, as due to reasons somehow they have been waiting so long for paint, even though I also loved the look of the figures! 

 

 

 

 

The Rats: A Witcher Tale

 Straight behind the fourth season of The Witcher, Netflix released this feature film, centering around the Rats.

 

You know, those loving misfits we saw slaughtered by Leo Bonhart at the end of the season...

 

Now, it does answer one of the cliffhangers from that season in it's first minute: Leo didn't kill Ciri (well, as far as that would have been a suprise).  But we do get him to tell the tale of how he ran into The Rats and why he had a score to settle with them.

 

Basically, down on their funds, they took a job which involved on the one hand a figure from Mistle's past, and on the other Leo's "sort of cousin" who runs illegal gambling arena's.  As they plan a heist, and enlist the help of an aged and drunken Witcher called Brehen, their past cross.  Brehen being played by Dolph Ludgren and making a better one then Liam... nah, let's not go there this time.

 

The movie is a great adventure, and the Rats get away, though we know that this is only for a short period of grace, because Leo is on their tail.

 

If you love the Leo character depiction (and who doesn't, this is one of the biggest villains I ever read in a book, and he is portrayed just as ruthless on screen), make sure to check this out.  If you like The Witcher series, you don't go wrong with this series.  And if you rooted for The Rats and where shocked by their fate, enjoy this final trip with them...

 

Good fun to watch! 

Warhammer Underworlds battlereport: Hrothogorn's Mantrappers versus The Blood of the Bull

 Roight, time to give the first base brew of Hrothgorn, build around Hunting Grounds and Emberstone Sentinels a go.

 

Because I have that certain challenge to try and complete this year...

 

Facing me was Tom and his The Blood of the Bull, bringing Pillage and Plunder with Embergard Sentinels along, as he needs to delve for his deamon dice anyways.

 

Both warbands deployed, and I took the gamble of putting Thrafnir in deep.  If I could get turn 1, that would mean elimintating the key hobgoblin.  If not, I would be in trouble as Morudok could get in, and auto-hit due to Grisk being adjacent, flanking and surrounding me as well...

 

And unfortunatly, I didn't get the first turn, as the Helsmith waded in and killed the kitten.  Okay, bit of a mistake here on my part in that I had slept 3hrs since thursday morning (it was friday 23.00hrs), had just played a very tactical AoS intro game (see the report on that one earlier) and forgot my glasses so had a splitting headache from reading cards already all evening.  He should have done only 2 instead of 3 damage, having crit stagger and not crit grievous.  Ooops, but oh well, the poor beast was in a very poor place anyways already. 

 

 Hrothgorn tried to salvage the situation with an early charge in an attempt to push the Helsmith of the feature token, to score Hands Off but missed completely instead.

 

Imnidrin, who had received Great Strength, charged in, wounding the big guy for a mighty three wounds, and the hunter was in trouble.

The first round as such still ended on a respectable 3 -2 for the Blood of the Bull, but I was in a hard spot.

 

Especially as I didn't get priority again, and Hrothgorn was immediatly taken out by Imnidrin before he could get away, leaving me with only those 3 umptees that couldn't inspire anymore.

 

And that showed, their poor attacks faling to hit, let alone wound, against the 3 dice Dawi'Zharr, and soon Zuldrakka took down Quiv.

 

As Luggit and Twhak failed to even hit for the third time this game, we called it as it was 9-2 at the moment, and my opponent would score his full hand.  The clock had passed midnight and it had began snowing again, so we opted to try and drive home safely before the roads became to much of a mirror again.  In which I succeeded as you are seeing this battlereport.

 

But conclusion, there is still work on Horthgorn's brew, and I need to steady my hand a bit, not simple for an inherent aggresive playing Underworlds style.  We will get there eventually, but it will take some more tuning for sure...