The Next 365 Days

 So, Netflix is airing the third instalment of this polish "heavier then 50 Shades of Grey" movie series.

Roight, well, okay then.

We watched the first instalment, and that was an okay movie with, errm, lot of scenic views.  But part two, well, rubbish.  So Noshi and me sat down for this one, and how the firefight ended for Laura, who was shot in the climax of the second movie.

Okay, a small scar.  That's it.  And a pact between the two maffia clans that where involved in that fight.  Problem solved.  And that is also about it for this movie in terms of suspense, which basically is done as such after 4 minutes.

What follows is the story of Laura who doubts wether she wants to stay with Massimo, or go for her new found intrest, and of the opposing clan, Nacho.  To that end, she goes out with her friend Olga, has dinners, and goes to visit her parents after a drunk Massimo thinks she had an affair during the affiar he had but didn`t have (it was his now dead evil twin).  Yeaaaaah, and that actually is about it for this movie, two hours was way to long, and in the end... it is yet another open ending.

Now, it is my understanding that in Poland these movies are very popular, but in order for me to actually sit through yet another instalment of this should that ever arrive... I doubt it very much.

Terribly boring stuff this was, even with the, errrm, scenic views.  Which basically ends with the two uber alpha macho's tongueing each other in her dreams. 

It was that weird a film indeed...